Owen Blackhurst, Seb White, James Bird, and Tommy Stewart catch up this week to talk about international breaks, the beaches of northern France, Pikes Ibiza, Faustino Asprilla, Palmeiras, Copa Libertadores, Felipe Scolari, Intercontinental Cup, Parmalat, Tino condoms, Fluminense, inverted commas, birthday parties, getting sent off at your birthday party, superspreader events, please buy Issue 27 at mundialmag.com, Ecuador, chest kernels, Diego Simeone, Gabriel Batistuta, sweetcorn vibes, eating dinosaur meat, giraffes and Komodo dragons, enjoying the process, teammates sticking up for each other, wig shacks, travelators and the upcoming condensation, and somehow so much more.