Owen Blackhurst, Seb White, James Bird, and Tommy Stewart catch up this week to chat about Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze, Winston Churchill, Operation Mincemeat, “The finest hour of your week”, Olympique Lyonnais Féminin, Ballon d’Or, Cafu, North Carolina Tar Heels, Alessia Russo, Lotte Wubben-Moy, Barcelona, The Armies of the North, a good old fashioned kickabout, Headers and Volleys, Guns N’ Roses, ‘Jumpers for Goalposts’, crash mats, Skullhead, Eric Cantona, Dimitar Berbatov, “How’s Your Touch?”, Wayne Rooney’s Street Striker, MUNDIAL Issue 28, Edinson Cavani, Eric Dier, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, 2002 World Cup, joyous attack, Beşiktaş, Jay-Jay Okocha, Motherwell Bois, Swole Patrol, He-Man Masters of the Universe, Seoul, Scarecrows, AA—The fourth Emergency Service, getting kicked in the nuts, small bikes, Brompton Bikes, and please subscribe to the magazine so our bosses can let us carry on doing the pod.