In Episode 01, Owen Blackhurst, Seb White, James Bird, Asad Raza and Tommy Stewart discuss the return of football in Bury, making football fanzines in the early noughties, losing 6–0 on the astro, chips in a basket in nightclubs, Joe Cole at Lille, the best team to ever be relegated, the King of the golf course, Vermicious Knids, Englishmen doing bad accents, THAT Nike Portugal home shirt in 2004, Ricardo taking his gloves off, a young Dimitar Berbatov, smoking footballers, tobacco flavoured vapes, basketball documentaries, vodka pasta and somehow so much more.