Owen Blackhurst, Seb White, Tommy Stewart, and James Bird congregate to talk World in Motion, a vexatious vest, Uma Thurman, copper rivets and double denim, workplace fails, falling asleep on the toilet, leaving a well-paid job, Seb disappointing his granddad, deserting your post, sending snotty messages from the wrong account, reinventing yourself, the two Nobbys, questionable photoshoots, Tommy's love of truckers, The Divine Ponytail, red-carded keepers, Champions League cock-ups, John Terry's pratfall, spindly arms, Joe Rogan, extreme rules wrestling, decking Roy Keane, The Tragic Curtains v Centreist Dads, Sylvain Wiltord at Arsenal, 2000 France v 2008 Spain, the genius of Wenger, making the position your own, THAT gold away kit, erudite fans, Pill Clinton, Marbella madness, drooling over dribblers, being wowed by a warmup, Lawro's Woke League, getting old, George Borewell, the glory of the SNCF, Ellie and Natasia, poncey Instagram chefs, diss tracks, The Wurzels, unexpected items in the bagging area, Seb's dismal wardrobe and somehow so much more.