Tommy Stewart hosts this week’s episode and is with Seb White, James Bird and Asad Raza to chat tiny guitars, trial matches, Yaya Touré, Yaya Stewart, parody songs, soap-dodging, Roy Orbison, amateur cricket in Wolverhampton, Kevin De Bruyne, David Beckham, Declan Rice, Clarence Seedorf, Patrick Vieira, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho, Kaka’s birthday cake, Ferenc Puskás Stadium, Olympiacos, Barcelona, AC Milan, Ancelotti’s eyebrow, Arsène Wenger’s near misses, professionals v kids, ghost games, Didier Drogba and Wesley Sneijder in Shrewsbury, St Mirren’s Paisley Panda, Morton’s dinosaur, Laser Quest, Love Street, Love is a Laser Quest, lawless mascots, Scottish football, The View from the Terrace, the away goals rule, winning football quizzes, FA Cup finals, three-quarter length shorts, Nike Total 90 Astro Turfs, clean sheets, dark evenings leaving, watching games on your phone, bloody knees, black 4G beads, Seb’s Usain Bolt celebration and somehow so much more!