Owen Blackhurst, Seb White, James Bird, and a returning Asad Raza chat Trafalgar Square triumph, climbing raves, Carlo Ancelotti, making Real Madrid likeable, Javier Mascherano, D-Day, Donald Duck, Francis Bourgeois, falling off trains, John Sitton, Saturday trains, metal zoos, Mick Hucknall, Prince, Chuck Norris at Yeovil, David Beckham, Predator Manias, Michael Scott, Matt Sellers, Liverpool, Luka Modrić, Liam Gallagher, Frank Rijkaard, Ronaldinho, Virgil van Dijk, EURO 2024, Roma, Radja Nainggolan, smoking footballers, mohawked footballers, Juventus, scorpion tackles, Tyson and John Fury, FIFA, short hardmen, Gennaro Gattuso, Gary Medel, Gordon Strachan, Daniele De Rossi, spitting blood and mud, Arda Güler, short corners, ten years of MUNDIAL, La Décima, offside, bad adverts, Manchester United’s T20 kit, counselling, walks in the park, step count, Tommy’s sweat, hay fever, pints, and somehow so much more.