Owen Blackhurst, James Bird, Seb White, and Tommy Stewart discuss Jake “The Snake” Roberts, a hotel DDT, monkey business, Seb’s Fault, those Nike Secret Tournament ads, the 2024 Mundial Cage Tournament, Los Dribblos, the Road to Lisbon, the hobbies of Serhiy Rebrov, David de Gea, Phil Foden and Dion Dublin, the best World Cup poster ever, the Battle of Santiago, Obafemi Martins at Birmingham City F.C., Obafemi Martins day, triple somersaults, the League, Milk, Worthington, Carling or Carabao cup, being a substitute, Roxy Music, David Bowie, The Clash, chatting to your neighbours, Ebro in the Morning, Apple Music, Seb’s energy bill, backflushing your espresso machine, Hotel MUNDIAL, shin pads as big as cricket pads, torn goal nets and tragic curtains, Anthony Gordon, Tommy as Donald Trump, and somehow so much more.