Owen Blackhurst, Seb White, James Bird and Tommy Stewart talk the UEFA Champions League final, Trafalgar Square, Big Ben, Glasgow, Star Wars, Seb’s C3P0 energy, Noel Gallagher’s Poznań rejection, match-day hangovers, Oasis, John Lennon on GB News and the red meat diet, Olivia Rodrigo, ‘A Day in the Life’ by Sir Matt Busby in the style of George Formby, Give Meat a Chance, Eric Cantona at Leeds, Sheffield Wednesday, the Square Ball Fanzine, Howard Wilkinson, Trevor Francis, Gordon Strachan, pre-Premier League title races, Denis Irwin, Chris Whyte on a stag do, Owen getting chased by bouncers and bosses, Teletext transfer news, Tommy’s “Tintin” tattoo, tearful goodbyes, shin pads, sock tape, Tetley’s sponsor boards, Ken Loach, XG, XP, Zidane’s kick-ups, playing instead of watching, weaklings, dead legs, broken fingers, Battleships Monthly, being “papped”, Knight of the Round Heads, pink noise, falling asleep to podcasts, Ghostface Killah, James’ dad’s cricket team, fielding in a deckchair, Jimmy Anderson, Welsh Chapel Dream, the Paris Olympics Committee, Strictly Come Dancing, and somehow so much more.