When Luis Enrique had this photo taken, do you think he thought it would end up on a mirror? Because, if he did, then he has played an absolute blinder. If you look at him straight on, he is looking past you. You do not matter. He is the star here; you are just a person who has purchased a second-hand mirror that is remarkably a licensed club product and has certainly seen some things. Turn it to one side, and he’s more aggressive. You’ve just kicked him on the ankle. He’s stood up and is going to hurt you. All in all, a bracing start to any day. Get on it. Get in it.

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