LIONEL MESSI ISN'T ACTUALLY GOD, CONFIRMS THE POPE
Words: Dan Sandison
Pope Francis has confirmed that his fellow countryman and Barcelona talisman Lionel Messi isn’t actually God.
Speaking to La Sexta journalist Jordi Evole, following Messi’s brace in this week’s Espanyol game, God’s representative on Earth explained that claiming the 31-year-old is godly is, in fact, sacrilege.
Here’s an excerpt in English:
The news no doubt comes as a relief to Manchester United fans, with the Red Devils set to take on Messi’s Barcelona in the upcoming Champions League quarterfinals on Wednesday 10th April.
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