Cristiano Ronaldo has won the Ballon d’Or again. Five of them now, he’s got. As many as Messi. European champion, Real Madrid talisman, underwear impresario, and five-time Ballon d’Or winner. What’s the point of anything anyway?

Cristiano has chosen this landmark moment to speak to France Football about why he is the greatest footballer ever. “I don’t see anyone better than me. No player does things that I cannot do myself, but I see things others can’t do” explained the Real Madrid and Portugal star, “there’s no more complete player than me. I’m the best player in history—in the good and the bad moments.”

The rest of the press release was in French, and I failed my AS Level French exam because it was bang in the middle of that MKAT year, but you can have a look at France Football for yourself here. For more cutting-edge football content and stuff about handsome Cristiano, subscribe to our quarterly print magazine here.

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