The loveable lads over at UEFA HQ have been hard at work on some completely non-illegal activities this week, and have announced their official, bona fide Team of the Century.

Made up of the players who have featured in Team of the Year the most times, the 4-3-3 line-up features a host of La Liga legends alongside Philipp Lahm and Steven Gerrard, the only two players to feature who haven’t turned out for either Real Madrid or Barcelona. Arsenal talisman Thierry Henry makes the cut, leading the line with Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi. Basically, don’t show your dad this one. He’ll be absolutely livid.

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