“There are three things which constitute the ability to succeed – enthusiasm, tenacity and sheer damned cheek, but all in good measure” explained Umbro founder Harold Humphreys absolutely years ago. With that in mind, the Manchester-based brand have released three super-clean white boots for you to wear through the wind, mud and hangovers of autumn and winter.

The Triadic pack, featuring Umbro’s iconic diamond logo in a trio of colours from opposing sides of the colour wheel, consists of the Medusae II Elite, the UX Accuro Pro and the Velocita Pro. You can buy all three from Umbro’s official website now, and we’d recommend that you do. You’ll look well continental, when you’re having your half time cigarette.

For more writing about football boots, sunday league and bad hangovers order MUNDIAL Issue 11 here. You’ll really, really like it.