Japanese retail maestros, SOPH, have unveiled the latest collection of sportswear for their fictional football team, F.C. Real Bristol. Why a Japanese clothing giant feels the need to have a fictional football team is beyond us, let alone why they would want them to sound like Ian Holloway has invented them in his shed, but don’t ask questions. The gear is, as always excellent.

The usual stylish black tracksuits are present, accompanied by forays into camouflage, plaid and bright Orange, alongside all the usual weird stuff like rubber ducks and cuff-links.

You can see some of our favourite pieces above, and browse the full collection here. We’ve got one of the jackets in the latest issue as well, if you’re into that sort of thing.